The “Earl Grey & Inca Gold” Hash!

🍻 Hear Ye, Hear Ye, Wankers and Harriettes! The “Earl Grey & Inca Gold” Hash! 🍻

When: On the morrow (Saturday), precisely at the hour of 16:00 (that’s 4:00 PM for you muggles). Pack away at 16:30.
Where: The grand adventure kicks off at Houlihan’s, Miraflores – seek out the motley crew of half-minds ready for debauchery and shiggy!
Trail: A to B (true trail to be revealed only to those brave enough to show up. The On-In remains shrouded in mystery and beer).
Theme: Pisco & Tea Party – A Clash of Cultures!
Hares: Callboy and Half Twin
Hash Cash: 10 soles.

Don your bowler hats, your finest tea attire, and perhaps a llama or two, for a hashing escapade where the Queen meets the Andes, and tea time is anytime you find beer! This isn’t just any trail; it’s a cultural concoction brewed with a dash of madness and a splash of pisco.

Dress Code: Don your most absurd British-Peruvian hybrid getups. Picture yourself as a tea-sipping Brit lost in the Andes or a pisco-swigging Inca in the foggy streets of London. Be bold, be bizarre, and yes, be slightly offensive.

Trail Notes:
• Beer Stops? You bet your sweet ass we’ve got ’em! Prepare thy liver for libations aplenty.
• Bringeth: New shoes (to be christened in the ancient hasher way), virgins (sacrifices to the hashing gods), and a compass (for when the hare inevitably screws up), and your most eccentric tea kettle for a spot of tea (or beer) along the trail.
• Disclaimer: Toilet Paper not provided – leaves and local foliage are fair game. Be one with nature, you filthy animals.

After the Trail: The On-In will be a place of legend, where tales of glory and stupidity are exchanged over pints. The exact locale remains a secret, for every epic quest must have its mystery.

RSVP: Declare your intent to join this folly by responding to this summons. Bring your thirst for adventure, your sense of direction (or lack thereof), and your virgins – we promise to be gentle.

Remember: This is a hash, not the bloody Olympics. It’s about the craic, the trail, and the ale. Leave your dignity at home and come ready to embrace the chaos.

On-On to an epic saga of tea, pisco, and beer! Meet at Houlihan’s in Miraflores for a departure into the unknown. May your feet be swift, your compass true, and your liver sturdy.

Register your attendance on meetup:

https://www.meetup.com/lima-extra-miercoles-hash-house-harriers/